Hi! I'm Jess!

I like exclamation marks! They make me happy! And so does writing! So here we are! Hope you enjoy! And if you don't! I don't care!

I'm sorry, that's not true at all. I don't like exclamations that much. I was just so confused by that enormous photo of my face that for a second I thought I did. I mean, how does someone with a crooked smile and a chipped front tooth not like exclamation marks? It makes no sense.

I was going to say that I love reading, bagels and lox, true crime podcasts, and making fun of The Bachelor in a dark room alone, but now I'm not so sure? That chipped tooth is really throwing me off. According to the tooth, I actually like picking pretzels out of munchies bags, rainbow-dyed roses, and crocs. Honestly, your guess is as good as mine at this point.

All I know is that I need to get that damn tooth fixed.